Thursday, October 16, 2025

Tuesday, September 2, 2025

Student Loans

Because leg-splitting Jesus on a candlestick, it would be good to be done with this albatross. Even a small one.

Monday, June 30, 2025

Wednesday, June 4, 2025

A reckoning of sorts.

"And then one day I woke up, and I realized I was never going to be normal, so I said, "Fuck it." I said, "So be it."

            —Hard Harry, Pump Up the Volume

Friday, January 3, 2025

Car travails

I sat expectantly at the AAA office in Palm Springs with Mark by my side at the beefy insurance agent across from me.

Thursday, January 2, 2025

New Year's 2025

"That's great. See you in a bit." Mark hung up the phone and looked over at me, slightly rolling his eyes.